220: Wanking Into an Egg - A Review

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2016

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Three men. Three eggs. Three sexual organs in desperate need of release. Two of your ears listening to all of what that entails. There's one bit where Steve ACTUALLY goes and ACTUALLY does a white wee-wee into an ovoid ovum. We are progressive and we will not be censored.

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0:00.0	Previously, I'm
0:02.7	The Future.
0:04.0	Close your eyes and hold out your hand.
0:08.0	It's a sex egg.
0:11.0	It's a one-shot flashlight.
0:13.0	I think this is all lotion.
0:16.0	You all get me an egg-shaped container of lotion.
0:19.0	No, no, no, it's definitely the sex one.
0:21.6	Can we do a review shape?
0:23.6	And we've all used our tuxes?
0:29.6	Tenga, the morning after.
0:31.6	The come down.
0:33.6	The Tenga come down.
0:35.6	This is Tenga nights, if anything. We're gonna, it's likeli Oaks. We, I'm telling you, if this goes well, we're getting sponsored by Tenga. Do they have a Western division? I don't know. Could we open it? Imagine you in a suit speckled with eggs. Imagine go for a meeting with the Tenga people.
0:55.0	Just like, I wonder how much wanking goes on in the actual office?
0:59.0	Must be constant.
1:01.0	If this is the first time you listen to regular features,
1:04.0	stop, skip this one, and just start with the next one instead.
1:10.0	Because this is referring not only to sexual acts that we have done on an egg,
1:19.6	but also more gallingly to a previous episode of the podcast.
1:24.1	But also, you say it on an egg, but to to an egg, like it was a willing egg.
1:29.3	Like it's literally born to take jizz from men.
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