220: Wanking Into an Egg - A Review
Regular Features
Regular Features
4.9 • 546 Ratings
🗓️ 8 December 2016
⏱️ 35 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Previously, I'm |
| 0:02.7 | The Future. |
| 0:04.0 | Close your eyes and hold out your hand. |
| 0:08.0 | It's a sex egg. |
| 0:11.0 | It's a one-shot flashlight. |
| 0:13.0 | I think this is all lotion. |
| 0:16.0 | You all get me an egg-shaped container of lotion. |
| 0:19.0 | No, no, no, it's definitely the sex one. |
| 0:21.6 | Can we do a review shape? |
| 0:23.6 | And we've all used our tuxes? |
| 0:29.6 | Tenga, the morning after. |
| 0:31.6 | The come down. |
| 0:33.6 | The Tenga come down. |
| 0:35.6 | This is Tenga nights, if anything. We're gonna, it's likeli Oaks. We, I'm telling you, if this goes well, we're getting sponsored by Tenga. Do they have a Western division? I don't know. Could we open it? Imagine you in a suit speckled with eggs. Imagine go for a meeting with the Tenga people. |
| 0:55.0 | Just like, I wonder how much wanking goes on in the actual office? |
| 0:59.0 | Must be constant. |
| 1:01.0 | If this is the first time you listen to regular features, |
| 1:04.0 | stop, skip this one, and just start with the next one instead. |
| 1:10.0 | Because this is referring not only to sexual acts that we have done on an egg, |
| 1:19.6 | but also more gallingly to a previous episode of the podcast. |
| 1:24.1 | But also, you say it on an egg, but to to an egg, like it was a willing egg. |
| 1:29.3 | Like it's literally born to take jizz from men. |
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