It's Monday.

July. It's Monday.

July 27th.

And the word of the day is vexillologist, or one who studies flags.

Used in a sentence, I can't believe we need to consult with the experts on this, but five out of five of vexillologists agree the bad guys from the Civil War shouldn't have their flag on good guy government property.

This sounds reasonable and for the record regardless of what shouldn't have their flag on good guy government property.

This sounds reasonable and for the record regardless of what your racist uncle says,

five out of five historians agree on who the bad guys were.

I'm no illusions.

Ah, me, then right.

And broadcasting delay from America's far

center we are the skepticism. On episode 22 we'll get a biology lesson from a

guy who thinks demons live in your man-batter.

Pluthers warn that so-called images of Pluto may contain mind-controlling levels of fluoride.

We'll bring you the least erotic story to ever involve a parade of salad tossing men dressed as Spartans.

And Donald Trump hopes to be successful like Ross Perrao one day.

But first, the Roundup. We'll start off the round up tonight with explosions and dead people. The loose

coalition of nations fighting ISIS were encouraged last week

when Turkey finally got around to deciding which group of murderous religious

zealots bordering their country they liked the least. A major shift in Turkish

policy will allow the US to fly missions from the Insurlic Air Base,

which affords us a chance to spend a lot more money and kill a lot more people with the

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