22 Joan: 50 Shades of Awkward
The Mortified Podcast
Mortified Media and Radiotopia
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 6 July 2015
⏱️ 17 minutes
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Summary
A pre-teen girl attempts to write a steamy sex scene. And gets everything wrong. Mortified Producer Anne Jensen guest hosts. The Mortified Podcast is a proud member of Radiotopia. To learn more at getmortified.com.
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| 0:00.0 | Radio Tepi- |
| 0:04.0 | From PRX. |
| 0:11.0 | February 14, 1998. |
| 0:13.0 | Sixth grade. |
| 0:14.0 | Dear Diary. |
| 0:15.0 | Dear Jesus. |
| 0:16.0 | Dear Sweet Aswad. |
| 0:17.0 | Adults. |
| 0:18.0 | Sharing the embarrassing things. |
| 0:20.0 | They created us kids. |
| 0:21.0 | So I wrote poems about masturbation. |
| 0:22.0 | Before an audience. |
| 0:23.0 | Of total strangers. |
| 0:24.0 | I feel like an idiot. |
| 0:25.0 | And the only normal one in my entire family. |
| 0:28.0 | Mom, you can't read this. |
| 0:30.0 | These are the stories hidden inside. |
| 0:32.0 | The pages of our past. |
| 0:39.0 | Welcome to the Mordified Podcast. |
| 0:41.0 | I'm Ann. |
| 0:42.0 | I'm one of the producers here at Mordified. |
| 0:44.0 | And today's episode takes us inside a novel of a teenager |
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