23 Retta: The Academic

The Mortified Podcast

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4.6 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2015

⏱️ 14 minutes

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NBC’s Parks & Recreation star, Retta, shares her geeky high school diaries on the Mortified stage. Proud member of Radiotopia from PRX. Learn more at getmortified.com.

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0:00.0	Radio Tepi-
0:04.0	From PRX
0:10.8	February 14th, 1998.
0:13.0	Sixth grade.
0:14.0	Dear Diary.
0:15.0	Dear Jesus.
0:16.0	Dear Sweet Aswad.
0:17.5	Adults.
0:18.0	Sharing the embarrassing things.
0:20.0	They created us kids.
0:21.0	So I wrote poems about masturbation.
0:22.5	Before an audience.
0:23.5	Of total strangers.
0:24.5	I feel like an idiot.
0:25.5	And the only normal one in my entire family.
0:28.5	Mom, you can't read this.
0:30.5	These are the stories hidden inside the pages of our past.
0:38.5	Welcome to the Mordafide Podcast.
0:40.5	I'm Dave.
0:41.5	And today's episode peaks inside the diary of a teenager obsessed with school.
0:45.5	Now most kids spend their time trying to avoid the classroom.
0:48.5	But every once in a while you find a kid who, for whatever reason, can't get enough of it.
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