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The Mortified Podcast

21: Mortified’s Summer Camp Spectacular!

The Mortified Podcast

Mortified Media and Radiotopia

Personal Journals, Society & Culture

4.62.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2015

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

In honor of Independence Day, this special episode features two tales of kids getting their first taste of freedom from mom and dad at sleepaway camp. Learn more about Mortified at getmortified.com. Proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.

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0:00.0

Radio Tapio.

0:04.0

From PRX.

0:10.0

February 14, 1998.

0:12.0

Sixth grade.

0:13.0

Dear Diary.

0:14.0

Dear Jesus.

0:15.0

Dear Sweet Aswad.

0:17.0

Adults.

0:18.0

Sharing the embarrassing things.

0:19.0

They created us kids.

0:20.0

So I wrote poems about masturbation.

0:22.0

Before an audience.

0:23.0

Of total strangers.

0:24.0

I feel like an idiot.

0:25.0

I'm the only normal one in my entire family.

0:28.0

Mom, you can't read this.

0:30.0

These are the stories hidden inside.

0:32.0

The pages of our past.

0:35.0

Welcome to the Mordified Podcast.

0:37.0

I'm Neil and remember when sitcoms from the 80s and 90s used to do very special episodes?

0:42.0

The kind where 2D or Natalie got kidnapped by Colombian drug lords because they once tried pot?

0:47.0

Well, this is exactly like that.

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