22: Beaches in Honolulu, HI
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
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4.8 • 5.5K Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2019
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
In this week's episode, we reveal our titular story. We also discuss condoms, feces, and panty liners. So basically... we're discussing humanity this episode. We do that by reading reviews of both ABZ and LDC. No idea what those are? Listen to find out!
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| 0:00.0 | This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us |
| 0:06.1 | So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in? |
| 0:11.6 | No, no, no, no! Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes |
| 0:16.3 | What? Whoa! |
| 0:18.2 | Scars, look at the falling! |
| 0:20.0 | I'm still not looking! |
| 0:24.0 | And I'm not listening to my podcast. Don't want batting, mere catting! |
| 0:29.0 | Simple, huh? |
| 1:00.0 | Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews |
| 1:08.0 | written by people who just need the world to know what they think. |
| 1:13.0 | Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. |
| 1:30.0 | Good afternoon. Good evening. Welcome to our morning show. This is beach to sandy water to wet. |
| 1:43.0 | The podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion, I'm Christine. |
| 1:49.0 | And I'm Alex and you're listening to episode 22. That's right. Welcome to that. |
| 1:56.0 | The theme for this week was beaches in Honolulu, Hawaii. |
| 2:02.0 | Go into our roots. |
| 2:04.0 | Yes, that's... That was kind of the idea. |
| 2:06.0 | Our titular roots. |
| 2:08.0 | I felt like it would be fun to do something that related to our podcast title. |
| 2:15.0 | Titular. |
| 2:16.0 | Yeah, you said that in a fancy way and then I'd explain what that was as if our listeners don't know. |
| 2:24.0 | Cool. So that is our theme and then I gave you a challenge about getting catfished. |
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