Okay, folks, welcome to another edition of Life on Planet Porky, okay?

It's quite a thrill, and I'm glad you're here for the ride.

Get those rockets bolted to your body and get up there into the stratosphere where it is planet Porky, okay?

Now, I want to say first of all, folks, thank you very much indeed for all your responses to

the last Porky podcast, which was with the delectable Leslie Ann Jones.

And, you know, we touched on some really touchy subjects there, Don McLean and relationships between older men and younger women

and our police been getting too young and have they got too many degrees. And what Leslie

Anne Jones thinks about her daughter visiting a place called Shagaloof. But all that was in the last

one. We've got a new one here. I'm delighted to say to you that today's Planet Porky podcast

is an Ask Porky. Now, I've asked you all over the last week to get in touch of me, send me some

messages. The Gmail address for this podcast is Planet Porkypod at gmail.com, and you could send

me a question any time you like, which could go into the next Ask Porkypod at gmail.com and you could send me a question anytime you like which

could go into the next Ask Porky Podcast or you can send me any sort of communication you want

about the podcasts. We like doing them, certainly myself and Leslie Ann and Young Jake and maybe

perhaps even friends like Mr. Allen Brazil Brazil, and we love your responses.

So get back to me any time you like. So once again, I'm delighted to be able to introduce Leslie

Anne Jones. Leslie, thank you very much indeed. Thank you for having me. And have you always

had that problem during your life, by the way. Do people know what to call you? Do they call you

Les, Leslie Ann, L.A. L.A.J. So my name is Leslie Ann. That's on my birth certificate. No middle name. That is my name.

Yeah, but it's hyphen-d-is. It is hyphenated. So it's L-E-S-L-E-N-N-N-E. Absolutely. or Leslie at school. When I got to Fleet Street, some of the editors started abbreviating that.

They just off their own bat started calling me L.A. or L.A.J.

And that stuff, you've called me L.A.J.

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