Okay, folks, welcome back to Planet Porky, life on Planet Porky in particular, okay?

Now, I want to thank you all very much indeed for your responses to the recent editions of Planet Porky.

Planet Porky, of course, is a place where you need to be.

It's in a stratosphere where you haven't been before, and you and I are both learning things. Okay. Okay, folks, I want to tell you about the economist, okay? The Economist, World Famous Magazine, but it's more than just economics and finance between its covers, okay? It covers a range of subjects from world politics and business and science

and technology, certainly, but also book reviews, TV reviews, theatre, drama, art,

it's all there, and I tell you, it's an intriguing read, okay? It sifts through the noise,

it focuses on the essential information that tells the real story about what's happening today in the world we all live in.

And let me tell you this. It's been a trusted source of intelligence for over 170 years.

What a reputation that is.

It's for the kind of person who never stops asking questions like you and me,

and the person who wants to

know why the world is the way it is okay and in this week's edition of course a focus a major focus

on the oil situation around the world bit of tension out in the gulf what are the u.s going to do

about it are they moving back towards venezuela I say, it's not just business and finance,

it's theatres and art, but the essential issues are always at the focus of what the economist

does, okay? Now, the whole idea of telling you this is that you can get your free print copy of

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Now, you will have been listening to the inane ramblings of young Jake recently

in the podcast that I've done.

So what I've decided to do today, folks,

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