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Hey, everybody.

Welcome back to two stand-up gals. I am your co-host, our Caspera. And I am your other co-host, Teresa de Gattano. Hello, everybody. Hello, hello. We are racking up some episodes because we have some traveling coming through. And the day we are recording this, actually, the ultimate finale of it, and just like that, is airing right now. Oh, my God. Right this very moment. Oh, my God. Yes, it is. I'm curious to see how they're going to wrap it all up. How are we going to end all those weird storylines, huh? I'm on the edge of my seat. I mean, the Brady baby storyline, there's just a lot of, yeah, un-wravelling.

And then Carrie gets her voice. There's a woman in the garden. She's by herself.

It's a lot. It's a lot. Here's my beef with Carrie's new fiction writing career.

I think it's so absurd that she is so talented and so good at it, her first, her first try,

her first book.

But maybe here's the realistic aspect of it.

She's going to this professional male writer, right?

And right away, he's like, it's brilliant, brilliant.

Oh, my God, the way you repeated words.

You took the line and you repeated the line and everybody's

like clearly who wrote this has never you know dealt with writers or whatever and I said or or

is who wrote this actually a female writer who has dealt with male writers being like we should

write some time and really that male writer is just trying to fuck you.

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