#218 Dysfunctional Family Fights
Two Stand-Up Gals
Erica Spera and Teresa DeGaetano
4.8 • 658 Ratings
🗓️ 27 August 2025
⏱️ 45 minutes
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E & T are back this week talking about their different dysfunctional family fights, when tensions runs high, and playing referee with your parents. The gals discuss JLo getting denied from Chanel, when iced coffee goes too far, if they believe in cellulite treatments, and much more. The end of the episode features a Patreon preview.
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| 0:00.0 | I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie. |
| 0:04.8 | Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy. |
| 0:09.3 | Oh, God. |
| 0:10.5 | Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel. |
| 0:15.0 | Cool, that was close. |
| 0:16.2 | You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver, |
| 0:19.2 | because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. |
| 0:22.4 | Panny power. |
| 0:23.3 | Valid on selected leagues and markets only. |
| 0:18.3 | Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Cs and exclusions apply. 18 plus scummelware.com. Yeah, they got in a fight the last time I was leaving, and I'm going home in a couple weeks, but right when the Uber was showing up. |
| 0:21.1 | Because my dad was like, gee, can you help me open this thing? |
| 0:22.7 | And then my mom was like, she's got to get ready, Jim. |
| 0:23.8 | She's getting ready. |
| 1:07.5 | That's not a good time. Get ready. He's like, geez, Barb, I don't get to see my daughter. Jeez. Guys, this is, okay, time for me to go and see. Great weekend. Love you so much. Okay. Bye. Uber's here. Uber's early. Let's go. Hey, everybody. |
| 1:08.3 | Welcome back to two stand-up gals. |
| 1:09.9 | I am your co-host, Eric Kaspera. And I am your other co-host, Teresa de Gattano. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to two stand-up gals. I am your co-host, Eric Kaspera. And I am your other co-host, Teresa de Gattano. Hey, everybody. Hey, everyone. We're already in August, which feels insane. Summer's almost over. So enjoy it. Living up. Hope everybody has some fun Labor Day weekend plans coming up. You know, we go to summer till September 21st. |
| 1:28.0 | I just have to say, I said this to a customer yesterday when it, like, summer's almost over. |
| 1:32.3 | I was like, September has been bringing it. September has been beautiful. So all of you pumpkin |
| 1:36.4 | spice latte people, you shut up for the time being, okay, I'm sorry. But nothing irks me more. |
| 1:43.8 | I get the ick, okay? The ick. When somebody is like September and you break out the scarves, no, no, no, it's 85 degrees. You put that flannel away. We're not there yet. Okay, stop trying to jump time. That is one thing that annoys me. Like, just be in the moment. It's still nice out. It's hot. |
| 2:01.4 | I'm sweating. |
| 2:02.4 | I don't want to sweat with some caramel, pumpkin spice, anything yet. I'm not ready for that. Okay? Like, it was, there was a nip in the air last night, though, a little bit of a nip, which was like, ooh. It's nice when it just cools down a little bit, yeah. Yeah. I don't feel like this is really a hot take |
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