217: When a Man Loves a Woman

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Pata Fria is off her meds.
Crystal has PTSD from a popular love song.
Compliments from women are the only ones that matter and Orcas have had enough.
Being naturally funny makes anyone attractive and you never know what’s coming when Carolyn is on live.

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0:00.0	Jesus Christ. No.
0:16.0	That wasn't even on purpose. That was an act of death.
0:20.0	I hit the like, sorry. Hi.
0:23.0	Hey everybody. Welcome to the fucking show.
0:28.0	Welcome now. Hello to function.
0:30.0	The dysfunction. We're episode 217.
0:33.0	Are we? I'm proud of for you.
0:36.0	I think I'm crystal.
0:38.0	We don't feel good.
0:40.0	And I will have you know, I ain't been on my meds in like probably two or three weeks.
0:44.0	So this might be a colorful episode. Yes.
0:47.0	I was driving on my way over here and my brain was racing thoughts.
0:51.0	And I was like, let me hurry up and put these notes in.
0:53.0	Like, right before they leave my body.
0:56.0	It's always great when she's unmeditated.
0:59.0	The shit that comes out is amazing.
1:02.0	Yeah, I'm just filled with regret after like was that too much?
1:06.0	I don't. We'll see. We'll just see how it goes.
1:10.0	I need to start off by saying fucking.
1:14.0	I don't know if you noticed, but my car is clean.
1:17.0	I didn't notice it's clean.
1:19.0	The inside. I got to go say your line.
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