Hey kids! I'm getting good with that slide in. We need video. When we start doing video in another week or so. Just wait. Just wait how you see how she slides in. Not graceful.

Welcome to Hello Disfunction. Episode 218 with Potafria. Potafria only. Sarah. I'm Sarah. Hey guys. I'm Crystal. It's really nice out today and I'm hot but I'm happy because our weather has been hella dumb. It's been windy even on the nice days. And then it'll turn around and be ugly the next day. We haven't really had a summer yet. I'm waiting. And I heard that our red we might be having an early winter.

Winter with a lot of rain. Oh, is that right? Yeah. Looks like more traveling will be done because I want to swim. The only right and the only benefit is that knock on some wood. We haven't had too many fires yet. I mean we're not in good. It's good for the normally way in my danger. Normally in my shits burn. Oh, you're right. Like in white all scared and panic. It's like helicopters fucking six feet above my house. Yeah.

You're right. I forgot about that. So you worry about evacuation of all these animals. I have like 900 to make sure we get out. Plus kids. What? So I guess that's a benefit. But I really am enjoying the sun right now. Yeah. I'm happy with it. I need to take this hoodie off. We get to wear half shirts. So I'm happy birthday bunny. Happy birthday, but her birthday is on Friday and we're going to be some big girls and we're going on a little trip again.

Yeah, the three of me goes as always. Me and my girls. Me, Stevie and bunny and peace. Peace and going. Oh, she's not. She's going with her dad. Oh, last year she went, right? I think so. Yeah, not this year. So guess I'm going to have a drink. You're all guests who's going to the club. Yes. She's going to be drunk at the pool, embarrassing them. Bunny. Stevie. Right. So now we'll be in L.A. We'll be L.A. Gurlies. That'll be fun. And I'm excited. But how?

Was she 15 already? I know. Yesterday while I was getting a tattoo, I was like browsing way down on my Instagram page, looking at old videos of her laughing and old pictures. And I almost cried. And I was like, how did that come and go so fast? Like she's a teenager with boobs and shit now. And she used to be a funny little crazy girl. Yeah, I know I'm really miss the girls being little. Yes. Hello. That's where we are. She's a teenager.

I know. I'll be here painting the studio, you guys. So we can start doing video, which we're getting off our asses. We're so thrilled. Oh, yeah. I know. But we have to. We're at the point now where it's like we pushed it long enough. We have to. We're going on five years with no fucking. I know. We got to get it together as long as we can. Putting it off. Yeah. So you guys will get the visuals of us in here. Be weird. For sure.

Father's Day was the other day. That's also my wedding anniversary, which I always laugh and love to remind the kids about here an asshole. I love all my baby daddies except one. That's right. Happy late Father's Day to all the daddies. Yeah, I said, I love all of them except for one. And I said, I'm not going to cry next time he gets shot.

Because it's so so fuck him. But all the rest like my kids really have more than one dad. Like I'll say that. Like there's multiple. Step daddies that have been involved are along the way and like friends that have stepped in and like family that have stepped in. Like I know a lot of great dads. It's a good thing. Yeah. Yeah. Because we didn't have that. I'm super thankful for all the great. Now our dad's friends and shit. We're doing dope drugs and getting rid of their kids.

Right. Right. There was no they were ignoring their kids too. Like yeah, I will say my dad was always around. And I'm thankful as an adult now looking back even though it was super traumatic sometimes. Yeah, like not the best behavior. He was always there for me if I needed him. Whether I needed brides to school picked up in the middle of the night picked up from jail picked up from shoplifting. Yeah, if my dad was in the area and not in prison or out of California.

He'd have been there. He would show. For sure. He came and got me from a few fucked. Yeah. And it's like growing up, you know, we worked out that they were the bad guys. And have you seen those memes where it's like plot twist. And then it'll be like the real bad guy. And it's like I want to put my mom right there. Like that was the real the whole time I didn't realize. Like that was the real bad guy. And the one who got the bad rap was actually the one down for me. Yeah. He was really coming through like in a pinch a lot.

Yeah. So I text him and he replied. And we've been having text, you know, that's good. Like the last week. I think we've talked about three times, which is super rare. But it's nice to be in contact because, you know, who knows how long. We'll be able to still have contact. No, for real. He's getting up there. And I hate Father's Day now. Yeah. I do. Yeah. It just makes me feel really sad. I mean, even though a typical Father's Day when Billy was alive would be him texting me, talking about, are you bringing my pills?

And get me cigarettes and maybe McDonald's and blowing my phone up and just being a pain in the ass. But I would love to be father. It's like we still miss that presence. For sure. Even though it was like a pain. Because I'd be mad and I'd get there and I'd be fucking laying into his ass. And he would just say something stupid to make me laugh. And then I would get mad or like don't make me laugh when I'm fucking irritated. Don't make jokes about Carolyn's pussy when I'm trying to mad at you. No, for real.

No, she posted a video the other day and I was so grateful because it was just to him, his smile, that laugh, the inappropriate humor.

Just all of us.

As their sister, if they slapped their pussy, like, oh, that was alive. We were live on Facebook during that bitch. Great. That's great.

I was so mad just to give you guys an idea of what a good time the radio show star is.

Yeah, so I definitely I miss him a lot missed.

For sure, um, speaking of Mark to dinner, we did, um, even though we had to send back like five items.

Oh, my father's a fucking nightmare.

But I ate my leftovers and they were bombed. So I'm glad and bunny left.

And I got to eat the rest of her cheesecake that she left at home.

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