#216: Tenement (Nick Mullen)

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Ari Shaffir

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2015

⏱️ 156 minutes

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Summary

Nick Mullen met me at my in New York to talk about his illegal living situation. Nick is a funny young comic who literally lives in tenement housing. We talked all about it and got into some existential stuff about comedy. And we took a fun walk around the Bowery to see his garbage neighborhood full of chuds.

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0:00.0	and I woke up one morning and like shit water had come up out of the shower stall and flooded all my clothes and everything
0:08.0	and where I had been sleeping and I was like this is a fucking what the fuck is this?
0:15.0	it was just shit all over me so that was pretty bad
0:30.0	I've swallowed our filters I've tried to know it in a sense lost
0:35.0	I've succumbed to the room with a slice of a little
0:39.0	Turned in a hole to inspire
0:42.0	The only thing left was a flame from the mess
0:46.0	I was like wind and a ten I'm an inspire
0:51.0	Hello you guys, welcome to RGBS CafeTank episode 216
0:57.0	How are you everybody?
1:02.0	Alright so quick update on gummy bears and french fries situation
1:09.0	Calling a situation, the reality is we all know it's more like a revolution
1:17.0	People have tried it, I'm hearing the reports
1:20.0	Hear the early front runners for what the name should be
1:23.0	Goutine, because it's all gooey, maybe and gummy, goo, like low school means hermanos, goutine
1:33.0	Because poutine if you don't know has cheese curds and gravy all and then you pour gravy all over it
1:41.0	Cheese curds on top of the french fries and then when the gravy gets it it just melts all over so it's gooey
1:48.0	That's what poutine is, if you have it on a poutine
1:51.0	Sidebar, get some fucking poutine, what are you doing with your life?
1:58.0	Are you serious? Are you serious?
2:01.0	Are you serious, Lizzoz, I guess I've never gone out of your way to try to find poutine
2:06.0	You gotta be kidding me, I mean if you live in a big city there's no excuse
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