0:00.0	Hey, hello Joseph here, two quick things. The first is that we have two more shows in Ireland
0:05.4	tonight in Galway, tomorrow in Quark. So check those out if you are in or near Ireland.
0:12.8	Second, we are entering spooky season and do I have the book for you? I know because I wrote it.
0:20.4	It's called the Halloween Moon. And it's perfect for ages 9 to 99. So 100 year olds back off.
0:29.0	It's about a 13 year old girl named Esther who loves Halloween more than anything. Except one
0:34.8	year, Halloween night doesn't end. For days, days, and days, even Esther doesn't want Halloween
0:42.3	to last forever. I did my best to write the book I would have loved at that age and I hope you
0:48.0	or a child in your life will love it too. Okay, now let's listen to a podcast called Welcome to
0:54.8	Night Vale. Thanks bye. If you are looking for a sci-fi comedy adventure to blow your mind,
1:02.0	look no further. Executive produced by Dana Carvey and Team Coco comes the brand new
1:06.9	adventure film podcast called The Weird Place. From aliens to time traveling pirates to a power
1:13.3	hungry madman with a magic globe, the weird place has no shortage of action-packed supernatural
1:19.4	currencies. What are you waiting for? Get lost in The Weird Place and listen wherever you get your
1:25.2	podcasts. The last shall be first and the first shall be last. The middle will experience no change
1:34.5	at all. Welcome to Night Vale.
1:50.1	As a friendly gesture for one educational institution to another, Sarah Sultan,
2:04.8	Dean of Night Vale Community College has invited Dr. Janet Lubel, Dean of the University of
2:11.8	What It Is, East Night Vale Campus, for a tour of the community college facilities. Sarah Sultan,
2:19.6	who is a fist-sized river rock, believes that education grows from cooperation and she welcomes
2:26.7	the addition of another institution of higher learning in town. When truth is discovered by one,
2:33.7	it benefits all. Sarah said from the podium where an aid had placed her on a little coaster.
2:40.0	I look forward to welcoming my counterpart. Dr. Lubel responded that she would be all too
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