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🗓️ 15 September 2022
⏱️ 26 minutes
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We're passing through the comet's tail. Only good things can happen.
The voice of John Peters is Mark Gagliardi
Weather: "I Could Feel You" by Evelyn Frances
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor
Narrated by Cecil Baldwin
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0:00.0 | Hello there, nice to see you. I like that shirt. It looks good. Okay, two quick things. |
0:04.7 | One nightfail is still on tour in Europe. The shows have been incredible there. We are so lucky to |
0:09.2 | be back and we cannot wait to share this new show with you. We've been there for a few weeks, |
0:13.3 | but we still have our Cologne show tonight. And then the Netherlands, Belgium, France, the UK, |
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0:24.9 | Two, did you know we have a Patreon? We do. And I'll be honest, the number has gone down |
0:29.9 | quite a bit in the last year, which is understandable. We all have less and less money. But |
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1:06.7 | So this horse walks into a bar and the bar tender nods. The horse then taps a code with its hoof. |
1:12.8 | A doorway behind the bar opens into a dim smoky room. The horse enters. |
1:17.9 | Welcome to Nightfail. |
1:19.9 | Our top story today is about astronomy. Wait, is it astronomy or astrology? |
1:49.9 | I think one is the scientific study of the stars and planets while the other is mysticism. |
1:56.1 | This is a story about a comet passing near the Earth, so I'm going to go with mysticism. |
2:03.0 | In that case, I think the correct word is astronomy. Okay, starting over. |
2:08.4 | Big astronomy news, Nightfail. The Earth will be passing through the tale of comet D-Slasht 1770L1 today |
2:19.9 | and the comet itself will be fully visible in tonight's sky. D-Slasht 1770L1 is commonly called |
2:28.5 | Lexells Comet. And it was last seen in the 18th century. Astronomers using magic crystals |
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