Hey, how you doing? This Alonzo Bowden. Welcome to episode 215 of my podcast, who's paying attention. Now, if

you're a regular listener, you probably said, wow, I guess Alonzo quit the podcast. No, I didn't,

really. They say bad things comes in threes. Come in threes? I don't even know.

I don't know what the proper grammar is.

They say three bad things can happen.

Well, I've had two that hit really hard in a personal life.

And I'm not going to go into them.

I'll just say I hope there isn't a third.

And it's kept me busy.

You know, a few things have kept me busy.

My travel schedule over the past month, now, you know, my travel schedule is always crazy,

but I was in Qatar, then came home to L.A., then had to go to New York, take care of

something, then back to L.A., then Austin for Moontower,

great comedy festival, then back home to L.A. to tape the new Negroes for Comedy Central.

It's Baron Vaughn's new stand-up show. It was awesome. Then back to Dallas for a friend's wedding, which was the only

really good news last month. So that's where I've been. I also moved. And you know that's pain

in the ass, particularly because I wasn't home to pack. So I hired a couple of people to pack.

I have no idea what their logic was in packing.

I will just say that I've been opening boxes for the last three weeks and it's like Christmas

because you never know what's going to be in a box or what's going to be shared in a box or

or how two things ended up together. And the movers,

well, now I told them there were a lot of stairs. It's basically three floors of stairs. You got

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