4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 5 April 2018
⏱️ 15 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden, and I want to welcome you to episode 214 in my podcast, Who's Paying Attention? |
0:23.4 | And thank you for listening. |
0:25.4 | Man, my place is a mess. |
0:27.2 | I am in the process of moving. |
0:29.5 | And let me tell you about movers. |
0:31.3 | I love them. |
0:32.1 | I appreciate them lifting this stuff up the stairs. |
0:35.0 | I'm glad I'm at the point I can hire movers and not bother friends and |
0:38.7 | ask them to do it. The movers are great for the first 75% of the job. They load up the house. |
0:45.5 | Fine. You get everything in your truck. They bring the truck to the new place. They start unloading. |
0:51.0 | Then they get tired. Once they get tired, anything goes anywhere. I can't find |
0:56.6 | thing. I found a subwifor in the guest bathroom. I found my winter coats in my bedroom |
1:04.4 | closet. Yes, I live in L.A. and I have winter coats. Hey, I travel and so on. I still can't find the speakers that go with this |
1:13.9 | computer that I'm recording this on. And, well, it's an adventure. Every box you open, |
1:20.1 | who knows what might be in there. It's Christmas time at my house, I guess. Anyway, that's what's |
1:27.0 | going on in my life. What's going on in the world? You know, |
1:31.0 | you've heard me say it a million times. Nothing changes if nothing changes. And to go into the |
1:38.3 | Trump stuff, and here's the thing. There's the problem with Trump. We said about a year and a half ago, we weren't going to make this normal. Ladies and gentlemen, it is normal. What happened over the weekend? Easter Sunday at the Easter egg hunt at the White House, Trump couldn't name the White House. He was, he called it a building or |
2:03.1 | a house or whatever it. And he said it was in tippy top shape. Yeah. We got to still have the sex |
2:09.2 | scandal going on with, with, um, Stormy Daniels. The, the fake news tweets. Here we go. You |
2:17.2 | heard it. This Sinclair broadcasting thing. Here we go. You heard it. |
2:18.0 | This Sinclair broadcasting thing. |
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