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🗓️ 17 May 2018
⏱️ 33 minutes
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1- Stop calling cops. 2- I’ll be at the cookout. 3- Doing everything at the police station. 4- Gas is going up. Where’s that coal powered car? 5- Iran, Jerusalem, confusion, war. 6- I’ll bet on that. 7- Georgia on my mind. 8- The Miserable States of America
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0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 216 on my podcast. |
0:21.4 | Who's paying attention? |
0:23.0 | And, you know, it's been a little while since I did a podcast. |
0:25.7 | It's actually been a couple of weeks. |
0:27.4 | The reason is I was trying to wait for a day where a white person didn't call the cops on black people. |
0:34.4 | And I guess I'd be waiting forever. |
0:37.1 | That day's not coming. So since we last spoke, |
0:40.0 | there was a manager who called the cops on three teenagers shopping at Nordstrom Rack in Brentwood, |
0:46.3 | Missouri. A woman called the police because there were black people at a house, which was an Airbnb |
0:53.0 | in Rialto, California. She waved, They didn't wave back. She called the police. One of those women was Bob Marley's granddaughter. At Yale, you probably heard about this. There was a black graduate student taking a nap in one of the common rooms and a white student called the cops on her. |
1:13.9 | We all know about the woman who called the cops on the black family having a cook |
1:17.8 | out in Oakland. We're going to talk about that some more. Or maybe you've seen the meme. She's |
1:21.8 | calling the cops on everybody. In Memphis, Tennessee, there was a black real estate investor looking at one of the |
1:30.6 | houses he bought because he's a real estate investor. So a woman called the cops on him. Those |
1:37.3 | cops were great, though. They actually told him he was fine. He could do his work. And if this |
1:42.2 | woman harassed him anymore, they'd come back and arrest her. So that was fine. He could do his work. And if this woman harassed him anymore, they'd come back and |
1:44.8 | arrest her. So that was great. At Hobby Lobby in Alabama, and well, listen, if you're black |
1:53.2 | and you're in Hobby Lobby in Alabama, you know there's going to be trouble. So I can't even |
1:57.9 | say this one's a surprise, but they called the cops on a man because he was |
2:02.1 | returning something. |
2:03.8 | He had the receipt, the original packaging. |
2:06.5 | He was returning it. |
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