215: Bathroom Brawls

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2023

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Pata Fria drank a cigarette and feels sick.
Nations loves us therefore we’re famous.
RIP Tina Turner.
Be careful doing whip it’s, Nicki Minaj is embarrassing, men are not our favorite and the universe has been picking on Crystal.

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0:00.0	Hey guys! I'm Pamicking. Hi! Welcome to HelloDispunction episode 215. I'm Crystal. I'm
0:28.9	part of forget. She's shoving her face with toast. I thought I was a big girl today. I smoked
0:36.7	a cigarette at my house earlier which was nice. And then just now I forgot Crystal smokes
0:42.9	thousands. So I drank one on drink one? She drank one you guys. But it's my fault. I drank
0:48.3	one on the porch. And now I'm all nauseous. So I had to make toast because like fuck. I
0:53.9	feel like I'm gonna throw up. Have you eaten today? Probably not. It's probably. I had coffee
1:00.7	earlier. I had four shots earlier and I have another one now. Oh no wonder. Yeah. I've
1:06.7	got to put something on my stomach. Yeah. I just sniffed two chocolate chip cookies and
1:11.7	fucking four handfuls of shredded cheese. And you wonder why your stomach we fucked out. All the
1:18.0	time. Oh it's just a handful of shredded cheese. They were delicious. Thank you very much. Okay wait.
1:29.0	Let me swallow. I was like what's going on? We're on the subject of food real quick before we move on.
1:35.6	We're famous you guys. Oh you don't even know how famous we are. So you remember we were talking
1:41.2	about nations like episode episode before last I think. And we were like they better not be
1:48.4	mother fucking closing down in San Pablo. Right. Cause I'm gonna move. Move away. He raised. So
1:54.6	guess who wrote us? Guess who reached out to us? Reached out and was like we ain't going nowhere.
2:00.2	We're holding down the bay. We love you guys. But if you do move to Texas they're opening bakeries
2:05.9	there. And it was nations and they asked for our fucking address and they sent us merch and
2:14.7	whatever angel packed and sent it. It's decorated the box printed us on the box. Yeah. Myself and her
2:23.1	from our logo. I have a strawberry tart. It's so great. She has a nation's hamburger and we got
2:29.8	nations merch. So talk to us nice. We are famous. We are the area. We made it. We fucking made it.
2:38.5	When she texted me and was like oh my god nations reached out and they're sending us merch.
2:42.4	I screen shot and posted the DM on our story. And I messaged her and I was like we're famous.
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