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What the fuck ever. Any last minute shoppers, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I just wrapped moments ago.

Moments ago. And, you know, Derek and I, since we moved,

we're like, no gifts, no gifts. Like, we're not doing gifts. We're not doing gifts. But, like,

I'm sure, like, he's going to name me a little something. I mean, he's been extra, like,

you know, he said no gifts to each other, right I'm like I know duh Duh you just bought me the diner room table of my dreams like please don't like we said don't

Don't you dare do not

But like he's gonna give me a little something right you know so that's toxic hashtag

Mind Games I can't wait until video because I would have like hashtag with my fingers I So that's toxic. Hashtag mind games.

I can't wait until a video because I would have like hashtag it with my fingers.

If you read the title, you know that today there's a guest.

And if you've been around, you're familiar.

You know you're excited.

You're like, yes, I can't wait until you shut the fuck off.

No, I'm just kidding.

You love it. You love my solo episodes more than anything Susan bratton is a bad bitch and she is the expert of all sex experts

she's so knowledgeable she gives tangible advice that's my favorite because what do you do

when it's it all sounds good,

it's all great, but you're like, wait, how do I incorporate that? How do I do what I was just

told? Do I need to listen to that 87 more times? With Susan, you get such good shit. She's so

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