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The Horny Housewife

THH Media LLC

Relationships, Personal Journals, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.4 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2024

⏱️ 75 minutes

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0:00.0	You were listening to a pleasure podcast.
0:03.3	For more from our sex podcast collective, visit pleasurepodcasts.com.
0:24.8	Hello and welcome back to the podcast. I'm your host, Jordan.
0:27.9	Is everyone seeing the drone stuff?
0:29.6	Is everyone not scared?
0:32.9	People that are not on TikTok when I'm like, have you seen the drone news?
0:40.2	They look at me like I'm a fucking nut job when I try to then explain it. But I did walk into my mother-in-law's house and she's always got the news on. God help us. And it was on the news. So it is out there,
0:48.5	which means that it's even more suspicious. I have to know if you know what I'm talking about.
0:55.8	Please, someone say something to me.
0:59.0	I hope that I have a listener that works for CIA.
1:01.6	That's going to give me a little snid bit and be like,
1:03.5	I'll tell you, and just keep your secret.
1:05.8	We'll keep a secret.
1:06.7	Your secret safe with me.
1:08.2	You know, I always thought, believed in aliens, but now that they're
1:13.2	telling us that there's aliens, I'm like, what a shock? The intro listeners are losing their
1:20.6	minds right now. They're like, I can't do this. This is why I hate her. I know she's got a little
1:25.5	tinfoil hat, but I want to hear about Chad cheating on his wife.
1:29.6	It's coming. It's coming. There's a lot of people that mommy has to check today. Hearts I got a break.
1:36.8	Brothers I got a bitch at. Sissies I got to set straight and lives to change. But seriously, I swear to God,
1:46.4	2025 is the year of T.H.
1:49.5	On video, the horny housewife.
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