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214: Too Wholesome for Doggy & Ethiopian Jazz

We're Here to Help

Headgum

Comedy

4.94.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Gareth and Jake help a caller stop her friend from making a terrible decision. Then, they "Roxanne" a timeshare pitch meeting. Plus, Jake loses his phone and the follow-up to Ep 167 "I Feel Barfy."

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast. And we're back to help.

0:21.9

We're here to help.

0:26.5

And we are back.

0:28.4

Back.

0:29.8

Oh, Jake.

0:30.8

We both got something.

0:31.7

Let me do mine real quick.

0:33.4

Do it.

0:34.3

So I'm in Fort Wayne, Indiana.

0:41.2

And we're recording, so I'm on the East Coast.

0:44.5

So it's kind of in that weird hotel zone.

0:50.9

Like if we record around now, I've got to kind of figure something out of like a late checkout and early check-in.

0:55.0

So as I'm trying to figure that out when we said we're going to do today,

1:01.9

I go through my email and I'm looking for the hotel where the club is putting me up to see if I can get in there a night earlier or whatever. And I see an email that was sent to my website

1:06.6

from someone who worked at a Hampton Inn in Fort Wayne, a fan of our show.

1:12.5

And she was just basically like, I won't say her name, just because maybe, I don't know,

1:16.7

she doesn't want that out there, but she's like, hey, I work at the Hampton Inn.

1:21.6

I saw you're going to be in Fort Wayne.

1:23.2

If you and any of your people want a room, an easy, cheaper room, let me know.

1:28.1

I'll set you up.

1:29.4

So I call her directly and she gets me a super late checkout on a room that I book.

1:36.0

And so that's how I'm able to record.

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