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another week now this is hilarious to me so I have to switch by you know whole cable internet communication set up at home.

So I come home and I have no internet.

They turned off the old without turning on the new.

Why is that funny?

Because after two weeks of being on a ship, after five weeks of this year being on a ship

with little or no internet service

I come home to no internet service it's a conspiracy they really don't want you to hear me

they don't want you to listen they don't care what I have to say I don't know I don't know what

the hell it is and why I'm having such bad luck.

But here I am back on dry land and happy to be so.

The march for our lives over this weekend was the big news.

And there was a lot of news over the weekend.

But the march, hundreds of thousands of people all across America marching

for common sense gun laws, okay, not to repeal the Second Amendment, not because what did I see

that somebody photoshopped one of the kids tearing up the Constitution and another one of the kids now, I think it's supposed to be a Cuban or something planted.

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