214: Pilgrim's Progress (2017)

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2019

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

This week, guest masochist Thomas Smith joins us to take on one of the most beloved works of literature in history. Because it's crap. But not as crap as the movie this community theater troupe put together based on it.
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Check out more of Thomas Smith on Opening Arguments, Serious Inquiries Only, and Philosophers in Space.
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0:00.0	And he finds the art deco cross your ant has.
0:09.0	This is of course, you know your history.
0:12.6	This is where Jesus was crucified on a tiny cross.
0:16.0	People were a lot shorter back then.
0:20.0	It was written, yes.
0:22.0	And the Lord was carried to Pier One and forced to take down the cross from the wall.
0:30.0	And Karen said, we've got a new one of those in the back if you want it.
0:34.0	And the Lord said, no, this one will be fine.
0:37.0	Not awful.
0:40.0	Movie.
0:41.0	Movie.
0:50.0	Welcome back to the Gamcast where each week we lambast another selection from that spreading infection.
0:56.0	We call Christian cinema folks.
0:58.0	I'm your host, no illusions, but I'm not in seclusion.
1:01.0	He's off on vacation, but by way of playcation, Eli will tell you some jokes.
1:05.0	He's already he's greased.
1:07.0	He's 900 miles northeast and he's hoping this opening will end pretty soon.
1:11.0	We're almost ready to go.
1:12.0	So let's make with the show Eli.
1:15.0	How are you this fine afternoon, sir?
1:17.0	I am amazing except I also wrote the answer to my thing in rhyme and it's I don't want to do it anymore.
1:27.0	This is every group project I've ever been a part of except it matters how little I did.
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