213: Rocky V

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2019

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, Andrew Torrez joins us to discuss the notoriously faith-based film "Rocky V", in which Heath and Eli swear up and down that they're not just going off assignment because Noah was taking the weekend off.

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0:00.0	With easy jet flights to Europe from 32.991 way and package holidays from 309 pounds per person,
0:07.0	you're almost there. Waves gently lapping on sparkling sand.
0:11.5	The crunch of a fresh buttery quassant. Capuchino froth brushing your nose.
0:16.5	Wiggling your toes at the edge of the sea.
0:19.0	Book your summer getaway now at easyjet.com. Selected seats fly between 30 of May to 30 of September 23.
0:25.0	Based on two adults for seven nights, at all protected, T-Sync sees a ply.
0:55.0	Not awful movie movies.
1:12.0	Welcome back to God awful movies.
1:23.0	Reach week, we watch another terrible movie so you don't have to.
1:26.0	I'm your host, Heathen, right? And sitting 500 miles to my left in Washington, DC's Safety City, Baltimore, Maryland
1:34.0	is my good friend Andrew Torres. Andrew, welcome back.
1:37.0	He he thanks for having me. I can say that I am genuinely not prepared to murder you in Eli this time.
1:45.0	You loved it. It was a great film.
1:51.0	And sitting 600 miles to my left in New York's Danger suburb in New Jersey is my bad friend Eli Bosnick.
2:02.0	How's it going, buddy? I'm amazing, Heath. I need to seek out more of this artistic content.
2:08.0	I need Picasso painting while he had diarrhea. I need Beethoven's symphony that like you got a really bad flu during and just sort of like banged out the end halfway.
2:20.0	I need more of this art. I need it. We're just sliced the loan rights of symphonies.
2:24.0	I need of which. Yeah. I need to tell us. Andrew, what are we going to be breaking down today?
2:30.0	We watched Rocky 5, the search for more money. I don't know if this was misguided penance from last time where you destroyed literally everything I hold dear in the universe or what.
2:47.0	But but Heath, I told you we were supposed to watch Rocky 4. Yeah, we were. We really, really were.
2:56.0	Yup. And I did actually. And Eli, we also watched Rocky 5. How bad was that movie? Well, if you loved Rocky, you will hate this movie.
3:11.0	But if you love to hate movies, you'll fucking love it. If Sly could write as well as he speaks, he would write Rocky 5.
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