#212: It's A Conspiracy

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Politics, News

4.7 • 680 Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2018

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

1- So while I was porn-- I mean, Storm surfing...
2- Too big to fail? Let's get smaller.
3- Make my wall a fence.
4- There's got to be a lazy one around here somewhere.
5- We will return after March Madness. Hey, who broke my bracket?

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0:00.0	Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 212 of my podcast, Who's Paying Attention?
0:22.6	Hey, did you know who's paying attention is now available on Spotify?
0:26.6	Okay, check it out.
0:27.6	Spotify is making it easy for you to stream this podcast and a bunch of others on your mobile device, desktop, or smart speaker.
0:35.6	Here's what you do.
0:37.0	Open the app on your mobile or desktop,
0:39.5	click on the browse channel,
0:41.0	then click on podcast, okay?
0:43.4	Open the app,
0:44.4	click on browse,
0:45.3	click on podcast.
0:46.5	You can look me up with who's paying attention.
0:48.6	You can look up a bunch of other podcasts.
0:50.8	You can check it out.
0:52.0	Podcasts will be with you wherever you go.
0:54.0	It's about Spotify.
0:56.7	So we have the conspiracy theorist, and I honestly don't know what's going on.
1:01.1	On the one hand, you have this ongoing story with Stormy Daniels, porn star bangs the president, gets paid off.
1:08.1	And then we have, for example, Secretary of State Ron Tillerson fired through Twitter.
1:12.5	So is the conspiracy, the Stormy Daniels story to cover up that the White House is a complete mess and people are coming and going through there?
1:21.8	Or is firing Tillerson on Twitter a cover up for the Stormy Daniels porn payoff. I don't know. Now listen,
1:30.8	I'm as guilty as anyone of surfing porn when I'm supposed to be working. So that's a good,
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