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Recording an episode of Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet, the podcast, where you read the worst reviews, most dramatic fashion.

My name is Zandi.

Mom was right. You do have a face for radio.

I'm X-teen.

Today, we're switching the gears, and we are doing a theme that we didn't.

You're explaining this so well.

Why am I explaining it?

I don't know.

Do you want me to?

Yeah, we're doing pre-made gingerbread houses.

Today's theme, if you can't tell by the episode, is pre-made gingerbread houses. Our Patreon poll, this was actually for episode 214, but we decided this was better to do in December. Closer to the holiday season. It felt right. And we're recording them both today. Yeah, wedding DJs comes out next week. Yeah, so we haven't recorded that, but we're doing it after this. As festive as that theme is.

Yes.

Yeah, we're going to save that for the new year. For the new year.

Wow.

Yeah, but that's an exciting one. I've got a lot of crazy shit. That one is wild. That one is wild. And we're doing my challenge today. Yes. which was a fun one kind of not really oh it was it It was, it was just, I didn't really complete it.

I just found other things related to it.

It was about underage people, having things purchased for them.

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