Hi everyone, welcome to the Golden Radio Podcast. I am Jen, J.R. Ma, joined us always

by Jared Ed. Yes, hello. How's it going, Jared Ed? Fine. Excellent, excellent. The cocktail

of the week this week is called the Obituary, which I picked just because it's a cool name.

It's a very cool name. It's Jen, Vermouth, Absent, and an Olive. So it's like a martini

with some absent in it. I like the obituary. That's just, you could put anything in that

thing. It'd be fine. It's a drink that I would not like to drink. I don't like drinks with

Vermouth very much. I don't like Absent. Don't like olives. I used to think Absent would

make me crazy as a good thing, but it did not. No, I mean, no crazier than drinking that

proof alcohol, which is going to be crazy. So there we go, let's collect all the way.

We've got a lot of stuff to talk about this week's year, Dad. We have a very long list

of topics. Maybe I could open with good luck with that. Open with a poem. Oh, this is

a poem written by Jessica, friend of the squad. It is titled, if you give CB a roasty.

She sent this to us. And I think it's wonderful. And I wanted to read it. If you give CB a

roasty by his teeth, you shouldn't linger. He will give it a big old crunch. And you

could very well lose a finger. If you give Vinc some green beans, she will tip in tap

and spin. Jair Dad will video gleefully. And if you're lucky, she'll do it again.

If you give guacabal, he'll grab it with his mouth. He is content to hold it there or

stare while it lays in the couch. If you give hop some fish friends, she'll gaze lovingly

through the ocean. They'll swim on bothered through her legs until guac and vood's make

a commotion. If you give Remi some broccoli, just put it under his snout for his eyes have

trouble seeing and he'll locate it by sniffing it, by sniffing about. If you give vood

some cheese of the righteous, it'll help when he's in one of his moods. For when he's

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