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212 - The Campus

Welcome to Night Vale

Night Vale Presents

Night, Lovecraft, Commonplace, Radio, Science Fiction, Nightvaleradio, Welcome, Cecil, Fiction, Nightvale, Cranor, Vale, Neofuturists, Fink

4.828.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2022

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

A new campus is being built in Night Vale.

The voice of Janet Lubelle is Janet Varney.

The voice of Carlos is Dylan Marron.

Weather: “Simple Things” by hotplug

Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth

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2022 EUROPE TOUR DATES for “The Haunting of Night Vale”

Hot Night Vale merch!

FACELESS OLD WOMAN and THE HALLOWEEN MOON novels now available in paperback!

Patreon is how we exist! If you can, please help us keep making this show.

Music: Disparition

Logo: Rob Wilson

Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor

Narrated by Cecil Baldwin

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Check out our books, live shows, store, membership program, and official recap show at welcometonightvale.com

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey friends, it's Jeffrey Praner and we are but a couple of weeks away from our European

0:09.3

tour starting September 1st in Helsinki.

0:12.8

We'll be going in order to Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen, Hamburg, Warsaw, Vienna, Prague,

0:19.2

Munich, Berlin, Klohn, Utrecht, Lovyn, Paris, Leeds, Nottingham, London, Manchester,

0:25.7

Glasgow, Bristol, Brighton, Dublin, Galway and closing out on October 2nd in Kork.

0:31.8

We're so excited to finally bring the haunting of Night Vale across the Atlantic.

0:35.5

A few of these shows have already sold out and several more are almost there so if you

0:39.5

haven't got your tickets yet, go to welcometonightvail.com and click on live shows.

0:44.5

Another fun thing by the way, we have a brand new Night Vale Parks Department sweatshirt

0:48.8

for the imminent autumn weather.

0:50.8

It's designed by Jessica Hayworth and it's got the most amazing five-eyed bear you will

0:54.8

ever see.

0:55.8

Plus, there's a Big Rico's apron by Rob Wilson and a badass cat show poster by Ryan Astrada.

1:01.7

So check those out at welcometonightvill.com and click on store.

1:05.3

There's so much cool stuff in there and it's changing all the time.

1:08.4

Okay, I think that's all.

1:10.5

See you soon, Europe and hey, Dunkin' Shin.

1:17.8

It turns out the economy was just the friends we made along the way.

1:22.8

Welcome to Night Vale.

1:46.0

Well there's something weird happening near the old car lot at the house that once belonged

1:51.8

to Old Woman Josie, a real kerfuffle, some kind of ruckus.

1:56.9

There are tents and spotlights and groups of people gathered together and murmuring.

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