0:00.0	Hale and Well Met Traveler, sorry, we're not one of those RPG podcasts, we're like a spooky one.
0:07.5	Boo. Speaking of spooky, my middle grade novel, The Hollowing Moon came out in paperback a couple
0:14.2	weeks ago, so if you haven't yet picked it up, this is the perfect time. Oh man, I love this book so
0:20.4	much. I basically tried to write the book I was dying to read when I was 13. So if you know,
0:25.3	let's say 9 to 14 year old, or if you're an adult who loves my writing and loves Halloween,
0:31.6	this book is for you. It's a love letter to that spookiest time of year. As for Nightvale,
0:37.2	we are going on tour in Europe this fall all over from Scotland to Scandinavia and everywhere
0:42.1	in between. This is going to be a great show. We haven't been able to get out there in so long.
0:47.7	Come join us in a room together with live sea soul, live music from disparition, guest stars,
0:53.2	a live weather. It's a great time. Schedule and tickets at welcomesnightfail.com and click on
1:01.2	shows. And hey, I think that haircut really suits you. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth,
1:10.2	an eye and a tooth for a loaf of bread. Eyes and teeth are the new currency. Welcome to Nightvale.
1:40.9	Some troubling news listeners,
1:45.8	Barks on Wii cartoon spokesperson for the Sheriff's Secret Police has been committed.
1:52.2	Now, as we all know, there are good kinds of committed and less good kinds of committed.
1:58.4	Committed can mean being dedicated to a cause or it can mean being part of a loving relationship.
2:04.6	In this particular case, Barks committed some crimes and was committed to the psych ward of Nightvale General Hospital.
2:14.8	As you may remember, the old Nightvale asylum was shut down in favor of building a modern
2:20.2	mental health center near Grove Park. The city council even put together a really cruel
2:26.2	architectural model of the place. The model has a working water feature in the courtyard and
2:32.4	Lego figures in nurse uniforms and everything. Unfortunately, this model was all the budget could
2:39.0	afford. In the meantime, the former surgical unit of Nightvale General is being used as a temporary
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