212: Reviews of Mall Santas
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
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4.8 • 5.5K Ratings
🗓️ 21 December 2022
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Fool me twice, I've gotta yelp it!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think. |
| 0:13.3 | Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. Oh, ho. Oh, we're rolling. |
| 0:38.0 | Oh, ho. |
| 0:40.9 | We're like, ho, ho, no. |
| 0:42.6 | Wow. |
| 0:44.7 | Did you come up with that yourself? |
| 0:45.9 | Are you sure? |
| 0:49.2 | Because I have 16 reviews that say that exact same thing. |
| 0:53.4 | Welcome to Beach Shoes, Sandy Water, to it. |
| 0:55.5 | A podcast where you read the worst reviews, |
| 0:56.6 | the most reminiscent fashion. |
| 0:58.9 | My name is Zandi. |
| 1:00.0 | I'm X-T. |
| 1:01.8 | We're talking about Mall Santas. |
| 1:03.0 | Mall Santas today. |
| 1:08.0 | Same as last episode, General Child of a Certain Age Warning. |
| 1:27.9 | We curse a lot, so you should know that by now. So if you're cool with that, whatever, but the whole magic of it all. We'll curse at your kids, but we do not want to ruin the magic of Christmas for that. Exactly. You know what I mean? So just a fair warning. And I decided to bring something to the table that'll really scare off the children. Did you find crampus? |
| 1:29.6 | No, I just found something really depressing. |
| 1:30.6 | Oh, no. |
| 1:31.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:31.7 | Okay. |
| 1:34.9 | I'm going to start with my really depressing review. |
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