Well, they said it would never happen, but it has. We're back for one Wednesday only. We did say always, didn't we, Jackie, that we would do an emergency podcast, to quote Brexit cast, if circumstances warranted it. Well, I think a statement

from the Prime Minister and then a national address, I think that qualifies, doesn't it? Although,

we have only missed one Wednesday and we're back already. It's as if we can't quite. No, no, it's more than

that. Yes. No, I think it's at least two.

Is it?

Yeah, I think so. I mean, I was missing.

I'm sort of feeling we should remind people that we're actually recording this quite early.

That's why you've got that, that's why you've got that just woken up sexy brook to your voice going on there, Ian.

Are you in fact still in bed?

Tell the truth.

No, I'm not still in bed.

I'm sat in my normal place.

I haven't actually showered and probably got up yet, I have to say.

But we've both got very, very busy days today, haven't we?

So this couldn't have come on a worse day in many ways. But, of course, people will now say, well, you set the precedent now. If you can get up at half past seven on this Wednesday, you can do it every week. Yeah, right. I know normal people have to get up at half seven. Did you? I know. I did get, I got up earlier than that.

I had to put a full makeup on love.

I mean,

I know it's radio,

but I've got standards.

Oh,

I feel very honoured for that reason.

You're not getting anything out of me, though.

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