211 - The Kidnapping of Walt Tremblay [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]

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Comedy

4.8 • 858 Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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A kidnapper (@intellegint) abducts Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) and asks him to fix a VCR. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/60820460

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0:00.0	You know, I can, I'll be quiet for a little bit.
0:02.9	I'll talk less.
0:04.4	But, you know, you have to meet me halfway a little bit.
0:07.5	You know, the same way that I am trying to understand your personality, you got to understand what my personality is.
0:14.2	Am I wrong?
0:15.0	Am I crazy or like?
0:19.3	So you realize that you could die.
0:22.6	Yeah.
0:23.4	Oh, yeah.
0:24.1	Okay.
0:24.6	Oh, no, I'm going to, you know, I don't want to be that guy.
0:27.2	They're blubbering, like, oh, I don't want to die.
0:29.4	They always look so bad.
0:30.9	You know who looked good?
0:32.4	Diet.
0:32.9	You know who looked good?
0:33.9	You ever seen Titanic?
0:37.4	The movie, not the boat.
0:39.3	You've seen the movie Titanic? I own the movie.
0:41.7	You've seen Titanic, right? Okay.
0:43.6	My VCR's broken.
0:45.3	Now, tell you what? Now, who do you think had more dignity?
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