Last time on Papa and Boy, the next generation.

Boy did the surgery.

Boy Fatherson? Yeah, son of Papa Fatherson. Hopefully soon to be a leader of the world. He's just eight years old. He did brain surgery on an adult man? Yeah, you have to see the video. It was amazing. It was the best surgery you've ever seen. Every stitch, every nick, every tube. Did he connect all the parts that need to get connected? Yeah, dug around in there.

Put the things as he's supposed to, all that.

Wow, I don't know the details, but I think he does. Nick, every tube. Did he connect all the parts that need to get connected? Yeah, dug around in there.

Put the things as he's supposed to, all that.

Wow, I don't know the details, but I think he does. If he didn't, that would have been the end of our society. You don't have to tell me. The father's insist that was used to train the boy if it was ever just proven. This is the moral foundation of our society. To crumble it would be to crumble the psychology of all of us.

I don't think I could look myself in the mirror if the world didn't work that way.

I buy into it fully, do you?

Of course, yeah. I mean, to crumble it would be to crumble the psychology of all of us. I don't think I could look myself in the mirror if the world didn't work that way.

I buy into it fully, do you?

Of course, yeah.

If I didn't, then...

You'd be an outcast.

Exactly.

Living in this world would be impossible, so I do.

And now, on with the show.

Papa and boy...

Adventures. Papa and boy adventures.

Hello and welcome back to World Patriarch News. I'm your host, News Dad, and this is my son.

Hi everyone, I'm a co-host.

Okay, yeah, it's okay. Let your dad do it. Our first guest is the expert in boy studies from Fotherton University and his son. Thank you for being here today. Thank you so much for having me. And can I introduce you to my son? He's studying under me at the university. He's got a beautiful propeller hat. Hey, nice to meet you, little one. Very good. See, he knows not to talk when the adults are talking. Yeah, I guess all boys go at different rates.

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