Last time on Papa Boy GT.

Son, you so obediently wanted to be a doctor.

You've made your Papa so proud.

Yes, Papa. All I want now is to be a surgeon, like Grandpa always wanted for me.

There used to be a part of me that wanted to be a comedian, but I killed that part of me.

Oh, that's my boy.

You know, if you ever were disobedient to me, it would disprove my whole system.

It would lead to my public ruin.

I can perform a surgery at my age for you.

I'm so glad to hear that you've excised that part of you that wanted to follow your own dreams.

And now, on with the show.

Papa and boy.

Adventures.

Welcome to World Patriarch News.

It's news by fathers for both fathers and boys. Today's

top story, Papa's in crisis. Pappas all around the world have been wrestling with the long-term

tension surrounding the relationship between fathers and sons. Recently, a beacon of hope was

lighted to the faces of fathers everywhere in the form of the Fatherson system.

The Fatherson system is a complete circuit system which connects father and boy like a double helix moving across time.

By creating a unity between father and boy, it evolves us past the messy tensions of boyhood.

Now the system works perfectly 100% of the time, as we know by the proof, the test case,

of Boy Fatherson.

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