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Failure To Stop

211. OFF THE CUFF: What Happens When Cops Have to Poop?

Failure To Stop

C Minus Media

Comedy, True Crime, Society & Culture

4.61.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Mike and Dave are joined by "Officer Butthurt" who regales us with the most epic poop tale known to man. Have a better one? Let us know in the comments! OFFICER BUTTHURT did not wish to have his face on camera   SPONSORED BY: Ghostbed.com | Code: WOLFPACK - 35% off www.itargetpro.com | Code: Wolfpack   SUBSCRIBE TO OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey guys, it is the underpaid producer and you might be wondering

0:05.5

Why does your mic suck and why are you not mic?

0:09.1

well

0:10.3

Mike decided to be out of town again

0:13.9

So instead I went through Mike's old Google Drive files and I found a

0:22.2

throwback

0:24.2

Podcast it was actually episode number eight of the original off the cuff

0:28.5

We thought we had lost it

0:31.3

It is the greatest poop story ever

0:35.8

It's an awesome episode

0:38.0

You don't want to miss it

0:40.0

I'm sorry that the audio is not

0:44.7

Good at all. It's awful, but the story is worth it

0:48.0

Trust me you have to stick around and you have to watch or listen to it

0:59.3

I

1:01.3

Like there's ever since I got it hilarious. This is just like so stressful because I get here again

1:08.1

I'm like oh crap because he left all this mail time crap. Oh, what a jerk. It's always like okay

1:14.3

So I had to organize all that it's all cosmetic shit to these bring it up right now in

1:19.4

But no, it's a moving empty box out of the room. It gets it gets in the way of everything

1:24.0

So I'd like have to move that around and then I plug in Mike and I'm like okay, we're all good and then

1:28.5

He puts it on his leg

1:31.1

Yeah, I was there I'm stating a fact

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