21. The Second Sermon of Cardinal Larson

The Story Must Be Told

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🗓️ 19 June 2018

⏱️ 23 minutes

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We are once again graced with the devoted, inspirational Cardinal Larson of the Archdiocese of the Church of the Seven Trusted Greases. He's been a-travelin, a-preachin, a-lovin, and a-greasin. Give him every tiding you can bestow, and he will love you forever. Deny him, and he'll deny you. Preacher: Cardinal Ed Larson (of Brighter Side and Roundtable of Gentlemen) Invocation Psalm: “The Father's Generosity” A Special Sermon from Cardinal Larson Concluding Prayer Somethin gooey and mm mmm comin for yuns next week heh heh

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0:00.0	A traveler worships among us.
0:23.6	We are graced with the goodness of his greases and the consideration of his prophetic bowels.
0:31.6	Let us welcome Cardinal Larson with the words this story has taught us.
0:38.6	The story must be told.
0:41.8	The story must be told.
0:45.6	Remember St. Greg of Brandon's Castle, who carried the plague in his knapsack the way one might carry a canteen. He came to the well and poisoned the
0:58.3	drink so that the town might grease out their gizzards and purify themselves in the eyes of the story.
1:07.3	Meditate on this as we hear this song.
1:24.8	600 miles outside Nevada, my car broke down.
1:29.3	16 hours without seeing a soul. I woke up from a dehydrated nap.
1:33.3	A station wagon was parked next to me on the highway.
1:38.3	Man and wife in front, six children in the back,
1:42.3	their hands greasy, greedily digging into buckets of fried
1:48.9	chicken.
1:50.8	Need water?
1:52.3	The man asked.
1:54.8	Yeah, I replied.
1:59.1	Charlie, he called to his son. empty out your bucket and turn your backs because the man's gonna piss in it. When he fills it up, we'll give him a drink. I had to laugh. I don't mind working for my keep.
2:24.3	While you spoke, I swallowed a wasp hole,
2:28.3	so I might know the venomous sting of its goo.
2:33.3	Greed is a virtue of the brave and lust of quality of righteousness.
2:38.0	For who invented our stirring loins and salivating tongues, but the story itself.
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