4.8 • 7.3K Ratings
🗓️ 5 June 2019
⏱️ 72 minutes
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The boys finally watch Michael's HowCast videos. They learn that the videos were basically soft core porn, kissing hard is not a great option, and that Michael can be convinced to do pretty much anything if you tell him he's funny.
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0:06.3 | What's Zampal box dude? Oh, I don't know just heaven in a box dude literally clouds |
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1:01.1 | How the phone mint madness? |
1:04.1 | They have caffeinated ones bro. Your boy loves caffeine we double dip him hold on |
1:09.7 | I have two to three five hundred years today are you telling me that if I got this one? |
1:12.9 | I don't even need that I can just get this |
1:14.9 | All dude no coffee bro. That is your five hour energy right there. Uh-oh two birds one vape baby. Did you just make that? |
1:22.1 | I did what you got right there. I got green crack. Okay. Yeah. I love green and I love crack bro |
1:28.4 | Put those two together. What do you got green crack? |
1:30.6 | Boop boop. So they're not smoking all right now. What frozen Hulk tears bro? |
1:34.5 | Frozen Hulk tears you can't get that a John but juice you can't get that at your average dispenser |
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