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Stiff Socks

20: The Michael Blaustein Interview

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2019

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

This week's guest is none other than the co-host, the legend, Michael "quick cum" Blaustein. Ayyyyye. Trevor interviews Michael and we find out a lot… maybe too much. We learn about Michael's proudest moment in comedy, his favorite candy, and that as a kid he fucked some weeeeeird shit.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

What up guys today's episode is super dope. Why cuz we don't have ads why because it's episode 20 dude

0:07.8

Yeah, we don't need as represent. We don't know we're rolling in that ad revenue dog round numbers

0:12.3

We don't take ads. They're always like hey do you want to do it for 20 maybe 30 40 50?

0:16.7

We're like one ads are coming in hot, but for this one I was like dude

0:19.1

I bought a pack of king size skittles yesterday. I don't need your ad money. Wow. You got money. You got money like that

0:24.2

It's crazy dude king size king size dude. Have you ever bought king size and just crushed it?

0:30.2

That's the only way you can eat king size. Have you ever shared a king size family size the family size is depressing king size

0:35.7

Like yeah bitch. I'm a king family size like when you got the Ziploc if it's got a zip on the top

0:40.4

That's when it gets sad. Yo, yeah, that's cuz the noise of the zip when you open it again

0:44.6

It's like you back again, okay, but here's here's more to present if you don't hit the zip

0:49.4

If it's just open once and you crush it

0:52.6

Oh, the only time you hear the zip is when you're throwing it away only exception is if it's a movie over two hours and 45 minutes

0:58.6

You know long ass movie

1:00.6

Is that heavy just to fight it in your head before? Yeah, are you overeater?

1:06.0

You don't seem like an over you. No, not really well a snack over eater like dinner now

1:10.7

But like you throw the right snacks in front of me. Oh, you like you throw a bowl of sweetest fish around me

1:15.6

Dog that's on me

1:17.6

We miss fish you know

1:22.8

I think you need to look at my face when was last last we last me had some though I

1:28.1

Have never had do you know I've had they're disgusting what okay

1:32.3

There's got to disgusting your opinion because they're amazing. They're not there

1:35.8

How would they make out one flavor the one flavor rubber? That's it. Okay, rubber mix with Hawaiian punch

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