4.8 • 7.3K Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2019
⏱️ 67 minutes
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This week's guest is none other than the co-host, the legend, Michael "quick cum" Blaustein. Ayyyyye. Trevor interviews Michael and we find out a lot… maybe too much. We learn about Michael's proudest moment in comedy, his favorite candy, and that as a kid he fucked some weeeeeird shit.
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0:00.0 | What up guys today's episode is super dope. Why cuz we don't have ads why because it's episode 20 dude |
0:07.8 | Yeah, we don't need as represent. We don't know we're rolling in that ad revenue dog round numbers |
0:12.3 | We don't take ads. They're always like hey do you want to do it for 20 maybe 30 40 50? |
0:16.7 | We're like one ads are coming in hot, but for this one I was like dude |
0:19.1 | I bought a pack of king size skittles yesterday. I don't need your ad money. Wow. You got money. You got money like that |
0:24.2 | It's crazy dude king size king size dude. Have you ever bought king size and just crushed it? |
0:30.2 | That's the only way you can eat king size. Have you ever shared a king size family size the family size is depressing king size |
0:35.7 | Like yeah bitch. I'm a king family size like when you got the Ziploc if it's got a zip on the top |
0:40.4 | That's when it gets sad. Yo, yeah, that's cuz the noise of the zip when you open it again |
0:44.6 | It's like you back again, okay, but here's here's more to present if you don't hit the zip |
0:49.4 | If it's just open once and you crush it |
0:52.6 | Oh, the only time you hear the zip is when you're throwing it away only exception is if it's a movie over two hours and 45 minutes |
0:58.6 | You know long ass movie |
1:00.6 | Is that heavy just to fight it in your head before? Yeah, are you overeater? |
1:06.0 | You don't seem like an over you. No, not really well a snack over eater like dinner now |
1:10.7 | But like you throw the right snacks in front of me. Oh, you like you throw a bowl of sweetest fish around me |
1:15.6 | Dog that's on me |
1:17.6 | We miss fish you know |
1:22.8 | I think you need to look at my face when was last last we last me had some though I |
1:28.1 | Have never had do you know I've had they're disgusting what okay |
1:32.3 | There's got to disgusting your opinion because they're amazing. They're not there |
1:35.8 | How would they make out one flavor the one flavor rubber? That's it. Okay, rubber mix with Hawaiian punch |
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