No, no, you ain't putting any clothes on me.

This is proof of my innocence.

That's my logic at that time, which was not bad logic.

Cut to, we're walking out front, neighbors and five cop cars

are out there.

I'm in my birthday suit.

We'll not wear anything.

If you're putting it back to the car,

now we drive to the precinct.

And we get out of the precinct.

As they walk me up the steps, outside, downtown Austin,

I get to the front of the police station,

and out walks this big six foot six inmate.

And he's holding a pair like cotton gel pants.

And he walks up to me and puts his hand out with the pants.

And I look at him, I go, proof of my innocence, man.

And he looks at me and he goes, man, we're all innocent.

You do what put these on.

That, my friend, is Mr. Matthew McConaughey.

And you're about to get truly McConaughey

with his wit and his wisdom and his cheer and his cheek

and his charm, because there's plenty more where

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