0:00.0	Within the fantasy city of Golden Lake, the spells are expensive, life is cheap, and murders are everywhere.
0:07.6	These are the cases of the Fritz's soup-and-salad detective agency.
0:11.1	This is Gums Shoes and Dragons, starring Alarafi as Brass Kemp, John Patrick Cohen as Spoof McNivins, and Aaron Keith as Moose.
0:19.3	This week's guest is Amal El-Matar. Well, in a pretty little Zidigal, golden lake, there's no policy of punishing the reprobates, so criminal solve crimes to rehabilitate, and that's what our heroes will do. You got brass kept, a minotore orphan, moose is a gnome who is covered in leaves. Smooth a given. There ain't no case
0:39.2	can't be saw by these three. TRIA. I give you crampuses established. The stage's been lit. I've
0:43.7	cramped in all the exposition that these measures can fit. It's time to roll some dice and get this
0:47.1	mystery fixed. Gun shoes and drag us. Your ira. Dragon Your I Ravens Squawks.
0:59.4	Skok, squawk.
1:00.3	It says.
1:02.6	I snooze.
1:03.9	I snooze it.
1:04.8	Okay, cool.
1:05.6	So the mystery doesn't happen.
1:06.7	A week goes by.
1:08.0	Perfect.
1:08.8	From one snooze?
1:10.8	Anthony, from one snooze? Yeah. Oh, wow. I mean, they're not going to call back if you snooze them. You snooze them, you lose them. Anthony triggering everyone's anxiety right now. Everyone's anxiety spiking on this. I don't answer my phone at all anymore. It's like, why bother? It's going to be scammer. Yeah, if you squawk without texting first, forget it. Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, that's insane. If you want you just shit at my doorstep. So, we goes by, squawk, squawk, your eye raven says once again. I snooze it again. Okay, so about six months goes by. Awesome. Never answering it. A lot of murders go unsolved. Like a weird number of murders go unsolved. Nothing. It might be a spree thing. You'll never know. Right. Some of those murderers murder again, I'm sure. Is it crazy? We haven't gotten to squawk in a while. I having the best time i feel so peaceful so there's a knock
2:03.8	at the door of fritzie stupid salad attack agency i i i hit snooze okay i i did i don't be mad i i okay
2:14.4	i know you just closed all the curtains and stuff, but I know you can't hear him.
2:18.2	It's, it's Jacob, by the way, your, uh, your, your, your, your, your liaison with the police, not your friend.
2:21.9	Maybe you're friend? I think I'm using that word, right?
2:23.6	I answer the door. Hey, Jacob. It's super fucked up for you to just show up like this. Call or not.
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