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21 - JESSICA KIRSON

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Artie Lange

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.82.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2020

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Artie Lange and Mike Bocchetti interview stand-up comic Jessica Kirson! Presented by TheComicsGym.com Thanks to MyBookie.ag - If you're going to wager this weekend go to bit.ly/MYB-Artie and use code Artie to get a 50% signup bonus. Thanks to Blue Chew. Go to BlueChew.com and get your first shipment FREE (just pay $5 shipping) when you use the promo code ARTIE”. Thanks to Tommy John Underwear. Visit www.TommyJohn.com/Artie for 20% off your next order of the most comfortable underwear ever!

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0:14.9

already langs halfway house that sounds you hear is Mike Bushette he trying to get his headsets on we're gonna take a look at this

0:22.1

Okay, experiment. Wow you got that quickly

0:24.4

35 years and I got it right. That was beautiful Mike. That was beautiful. 35 years of fucking up

0:30.6

And another 35 before that 35 years of fucking up with headsets you think yeah, and another 35 before that

0:37.8

You got 70 years old

0:39.8

Most though my mind is well-being you look good. You look you look healthy

0:43.9

You just said you had some banana pudding. Oh, I wanted to have some on

0:47.6

Magnolia banana bread pudding. Oh god. Where's that right on 50th Street in 6th Avenue?

0:53.4

I thought you said you're reading healthy. I want to have some banana bread pudding. I'm dying for it

0:58.0

Yeah, well, when's the last time you had it a few months ago

1:01.8

So you treat yourself once every few months to like 8,000 calories 8,000 calories

1:06.2

So you said you're reading healthy have you have you you still eat the grilled chicken and everything and the yeah

1:11.4

Had some today and what you don't put nothing on it. No, wow, it's incredible

1:16.6

That's incredible. I mean you don't like I mean you know it looks like you're putting something on it's not good

1:20.5

It looks like you're putting something on

1:24.0

You know, I hope that well

1:26.0

So I've been following the news now

1:28.2

What's going on the royal the royal family?

1:32.6

They seem like weirdos don't they they've been weirdos since 100 years over there, right? Yeah, I'm getting George before him

1:38.2

Even yeah, well, they seem they seem crazy

1:40.3

They look crazy. Well, how could they not be they just live you ever been a London? No, I thought you've been a London

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