Welcome to the Bad Broadcast. I'm your host, Maddie Murphy.

Hello everybody, welcome back to a brand new episode of The Bad Broadcast. My name is Maddie Murphy

and I am your host and I'm so happy that you're here. If this is your first time listening,

welcome. I welcome you with open arms and I would kiss you on the mouth if I could. If you are

returning, you already know how I feel about you. I mention it a lot like it's getting a little

bit weird. So today we have a whole smorgasbord. I always try and say this word and I always say it

wrong. I'm pretty sure it's smorgasbord. This is smorgasbord with a D or with a B. Let's look it up.

Smorgasbord. I'm so sorry for how many times I just said that. If I am in headphones, you probably

don't like me anymore. So we have a whole arrangement of things. We are going to go over

Bachelorette recap. It's not very long because I don't watch the whole thing. We have a full,

full full section of mildly dishonest things that you guys do. I was kind of holding off on this,

topic, but a lot of you submitted answers and you were wondering when the episode was going to

come out with all of these. And I figured today's the best day. I thought we could take a little

side step away from the spooky, but don't worry, I am going to end with a slightly spooky tale.

Kind of a throwback. You guys will get what I mean. But first before we get started, if you guys

would just hop on your phone, make sure you're subscribed to the podcast and then just hit five stars.

That's the most important. Just hit five stars. But if you have like an extra 24 seconds,

if you could just leave a review, that is the most helpful thing you can do for the podcast,

for me, and I would love you forever. So first of all, let's talk about the Bachelor Red.

Let's talk about the Bachelor franchise just in general. Okay. The way I feel about the Bachelor

franchise is the same way I feel about ex-boyfriends that I like stock to make sure that they're doing

worse than me. You guys know what I mean? You all do that too. Like I keep peeking and on Bachelor,

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