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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

209: Reviews of Towns with Lewd Names

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy

4.85.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2022

⏱️ 76 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.

0:13.3

Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

0:37.6

Out one pod, I'd into the next. Oh my God. I didn't know we were ready. This is, and that's why, no, and into the next.

0:38.1

Oh my God.

0:39.1

I didn't know we were ready.

0:41.3

This is, and that's why, no, this is Beach.

0:42.1

Hey.

0:43.9

I got a little too over eager.

0:46.4

This is Beach, she's sandy water too wet.

0:50.0

And we were just recording our Patreon bonus.

0:50.7

We were.

0:51.6

That was fun.

0:52.1

It was.

0:58.1

Thanksgiving themed. I revealed a little bit about my past self and some troubling behavior.

1:02.3

It was. It was news to me and it was alarming. It was about the Backstreet Boys.

1:03.1

It was.

1:44.3

That's all. I was waiting on an email that's really important and for some reason it's just,, I, I received confirmation that it has been sent to you. Well, I'm checking my spam one more time. Check spam again. Nope. Are you serious? I'm serious, Christina. Your most likely sketchy weird greeting card is not in my email. How would you know that it's not a, it's not a, it's not a, it's not a feeling. It's not a green and car. I have a feeling it is. It's not a, okay. I'll update you all as we go. This is just, I'll give you the live play by play as I can't wait. Get the email because I'm always on my phone when we record because I'm not paying attention to her.

1:53.3

Here is your episode for today. It is about lewd town names. Yeah, it is. And how fitting how fitting that the two of us who grew up in Peepie Township, Ohio, which is what I like to nickname Cincinnati

2:02.0

every now and then. I don't know, Alexander. Talk to me. Why I never heard of P.P. Township.

2:10.4

Yeah, and where does that name come from? I think that's important. And that's something that actually...

2:15.9

I think it's irrelevant. I typed in P.P i typed in p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p p ponses comes later later The owner's been on your computer with all the words she knows so far. I think that's geo, actually.

2:17.6

Oh, true.

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