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Hi.

How are you? Hi, friends. What's happening? First of all, Danil came by the house yesterday to get him a sign to Funko Pop. Yeah, he came by my house, too. I'm going to be honest with you. He's a lot stockier than I thought he was. I thought Dan was like, yeah, I thought he was going to be like this little scrawny guy.

He came up, but I was like, first of all was like, yeah, I thought he was going to be like this little scrawny

guy. He came up. I was like, first of all, I didn't get the text or anything. I'm sorry,

and I, um, and I, uh, I respect that he was wearing full PPE. He looked like, no, he was

straight up, dude, but I'm yelling at my kid when he knocks on the door. Like, I'm like,

yo! Shut the fuck up! Like, I'm like, deep in on my kid. You thought of your kid? No, but me and my kid are going at it, and he knocks on the door, and I open the door, and I have no idea who it is and in my mind I'm like what the fuck and I look

and I go I know those eyes.

It was hard.

You know, you remember an E.T when the guys are in full suits dealing with sick E.T.

That's how Dano looked.

He was fully geared up, which I appreciate.

If you're going to come to my house during COVID in Los Angeles, you better be P-P-Eed up. Dude, he had the gloves on, man. Yeah, he had everything. I'm sure he took the gloves off and disinfected his hands right away, too. Listen, if someone's going to come by my house. Most people in Los Angeles right now, he probably has the hand sanitizer that smells like tequila. Am I right?

No, I have this one. I like this one. It's called Jiao. This one makes you smell delicious.

What are you drinking? This is a little thing. So early for whiskey, bro. So early. You live in a

COVID life.

I'm going to blow your mind.

What?

This isn't whiskey.

What is it?

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