209.5: My Happy Accident With John C. McGinley
Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald
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4.8 • 22.8K Ratings
🗓️ 9 July 2026
⏱️ 85 minutes
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In this episode - record scratch. So, remember how Zach thought Johnny C. would be on episode 209? Well, turns out, so did Johnny. He took notes and everything! So, instead of asking Johnny to come back later, we decided to have a conversation about one of his best performances and what it's like working with Oliver Stone.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.5 | I said, there's no way. |
| 0:06.5 | No way. |
| 0:09.4 | I could get you down that ramp. |
| 0:13.5 | There's no way. |
| 0:14.9 | But Donald's singing, you may know if you're an avid listener of fake doctors, real friends, |
| 0:19.4 | that Donald and I are big fans of a Song-of Moment. We sang, he's driving in your window. He's climbing in your window. They snatching your people up. Uh-huh. How'd your kids? How'd your wife? Well, we are a sucker for Song of Five Moments, and I sent Donald what is probably the greatest song of the summer. |
| 0:54.2 | Oh, my gosh. It's my new bop as a kid said. Dan, you're going to have to edit this in sounding better than I have it, but I have to play this for you. And I got to give a shout out to these guys. Oh, they're called the Gregory Brothers, you guys. You can find them on Twitter at Gregory Brothers. and their assault Yeah, go ahead, Don. |
| 0:55.0 | I just want to say, I didn't know, first of all, |
| 0:57.2 | I had no idea that Donald Trump was a poet. He's a poet. He rhymes in his speeches, and I didn't even know. Listen, Donald and I have been talking about back and forth, sometimes with you, sometimes privately on our phone about what are our favorite favorite songs of summer? We've been talking about T. Swift. We've been, you know, we played you Toby Sebastian last episode. But listen, this is the song in the summer, you guys. And Donald and I have been singing to each other, okay? Now, for those you don't know, Donald Trump had trouble making it down a ramp. |
| 1:28.2 | You know, I don't fault the guy. I mean, I fault him for lots of things. But, you know, he's in his 70s. There was no banister. But then he had to go brag about it. Okay? He had to go brag about it. And these guys songified the bragging. So here you go. Here's the song of summer. There's no way |
| 1:42.1 | There's no way |
| 1:44.0 | I can make you down the rim |
| 1:46.5 | Without falling on my Here's the song in summer. There's no way. There's no way. |
| 1:46.5 | I can make you down the rim. |
| 1:48.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:50.0 | Ha ha ha ha. |
| 1:50.6 | Hey. |
| 1:52.0 | Oh, my God. |
| 1:55.9 | No way for the hook, Joelle. |
| 1:56.9 | I don't want that. |
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