Alright, so Matt, what would two termites order if they went to a restaurant?

A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a wood sandwich.

A table for two.

Good evening, everybody and welcome to the Graveyard.

Thank you for joining us tonight. My name is Adam and my name's Matt.

Now, we'll up a tombstone or settle into your casket and get comfortable because this is Graveyard Tales.

Oh, alright, everybody. Here we are again, Matt. How you doing tonight, brother?

Oh, hey, I'm doing good. Good. It's gotten hot again in Texas. We had a little respite from the heat

and then it's back to Texas heat again. So, you know, it's going to be, it was in the 70s here today.

It's going to be in the 40s on Saturday. Holy cow. I mean, we're going to have a 30 degree change

and everybody's going to be sick. Yeah, everybody's going to be sick.

So we decided we're going to paint in the house on Saturday.

Hey, there you go. It's not going to be weather to go out.

Yeah, that sounds good to me. You can get nice and high from the paint fumes too,

so that'll be good. That's right. Yeah.

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