Alright, so Matt, if a firefighter has two eyes, then what does a ballerina have?

Two feet? I don't know. Two, two.

How did I let get that? I don't know.

No.

Good evening everybody and welcome to the Graveyard.

Thank you for joining us tonight. My name is Adam and my name's Matt.

Now, we'll have a tombstone or settle into your casket and get comfortable because this

is Graveyard Tales.

Alright everybody, here we are, Matt. How you doing tonight, brother?

Hey, I'm doing pretty good. I'm doing pretty good.

Good day. I've been looking forward to getting up here in the Graveyard.

Yeah, it's been good. Good deal.

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