209 - John Macarthur (Live in Australia)
The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 18.9K Ratings
🗓️ 2 October 2016
⏱️ 99 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We do a lot of... |
| 0:03.0 | This is a pathetic one, guys. Let's be honest. That one... |
| 0:07.0 | That was the worst... |
| 0:09.0 | Gary Chan, we've heard so far. |
| 0:12.0 | Thank you. For the one-year. |
| 0:14.0 | The one-man Chan and Garrett, which I guess is just saying it, if you think about it. |
| 0:19.0 | So as far as I'm concerned, you guys are the only good people in Adelaide. |
| 0:26.0 | It is nice to be here with the best citizens of Adelaide. |
| 0:30.0 | Everybody outside this building, go fuck themselves. |
| 0:33.0 | Not a lot of dads out there tonight. |
| 0:35.0 | Not dads. Are there dads here? |
| 0:38.0 | Terrible fathers. |
| 0:40.0 | See, that's all right. |
| 0:41.0 | What the fuck are you doing? |
| 0:43.0 | It's gonna be... if you heard, it's gonna be nothing like last night, where people left weeping. |
| 0:48.0 | And people walked up to me and said, I don't know what to do now. |
| 0:54.0 | Listen, a lot of penguins died. |
| 0:57.0 | Why is your body language that if someone firing someone, you're like about to fire the audience, it feels like... |
| 1:03.0 | Oh boy. Just... David. |
| 1:06.0 | This is weird. |
| 1:07.0 | But James Fostike is here and you're fired. |
| 1:11.0 | It's tough. Wow. That's bad, all-antop. |
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