Well, that went badly. Thank you for the one Garrett, sir. That really helped.

Hi everybody. Welcome to a reading of Dave's new one act play. Those of you who saw

the reviews out of Melbourne hopefully won't be that bad. I made a lot of people cry.

Yep. But penguins are fucking assholes. Not true. And turns out you guys didn't

really bad shit to penguins. Oh, one boy. What's happening? Don't okay. Everything's fine.

Alrighty. Hello. First of all, I want to say great, great Pokemon here. You guys have a great

Pokemon city. I don't know. Adelaide was fucking shit. Just for Pokemon. Yeah, I don't

know what else happened there. But the Pokemon are you guys are great. Yep. So there's the

compliment for the night. Now turn them down. I haven't seen I haven't really seen anything

else. I went across one of your bridges. It worked. It was a working bridge. It definitely

worked. There's pink on it, right? That's that's exciting. That was big for you guys.

Pink on a bridge? Yeah, that's cool. He's piercing the award. Sure. Okay. Well.

This is a, this is the dollop. This is a bi-weekly American history podcast. Each week I read

a story from American history to my friend. Gareth Reynolds, who has no idea what the topic

is going to be about.

What's up? Badding man. Your eyes just did some fucking. We have a guest. This evening he

is fucking hilarious. And if you've never seen him do stand up, shame on you. I mean that.

Easy on the eyes too. Easy on the eyes. I see Sonny's eyes. Sonny guys have beards but you

did not have a beard like this. Lazy gentleman Nick Coney. Oh, good. I thought those

were just for me to put beers for you. He fucking comes with the Coney bucket. Get off.

Oh, and then you continue later. Keep doing it. One of the time. That'll do. Almost time looking

up the guy's name. Good vamping. I'm trying to, you know, this is my first time on a live

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